Wednesday, October 1, 2008

get me a lawyer!

I'd like to file a grievance. I don't know yet with whom, but I'd like it to go on record that I wish to file one. This weekend, my mom and dad are heading down to Jersey. In their absence, she has gotten me a "baby-sitter". What the FUCK is that about?!?! I am more than 17 years old... for what exactly do I need a baby-sitter? Granted, said baby-sitter is my Aunt Jennifer whom I love. She's cool and she loves me. She's known me all my life. However, and here is the point of contention here... mom and dad are not having her watch "us", no... she will be watching after ME, me and me alone.... the parental units are taking Parker with them to Jersey and leaving me here! What the hell!?!?!?!?!? This injustice is an outrage.
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Bob and Tobey said...

My dear feline friend -

Please try to see the upside here. You now have free reign of the house with Parker out. You can go through the kitchen cabinets, watch anything you want on the living room TV and play in the back yard.

If you are serious about needing an attorney, I have a good friend (a cow named Estelle) who takes on cases of those of us with less cash and no thumbs. I can give you her phone number.

All the best -

Bob

October 2, 2008 at 5:18 AM

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