I am embarrassed to report a double failure in Operation Find Out What the Dirtbags Next Door Are Up To. Yesterday, a conversation took place in the Dirtbag’s yard which could have provided details that may have been crucial in my figuring out exactly what is going on over there. But both of my informants missed this opportunity to collect this vital information as they were too busy trying to catch a bunny. Evidently, both cohorts have been unsuccessful in their attempts at taking down a bunny on their own. So, they figured a tag-team effort would be more successful in awarding them a catch. It very well could have been a success were it not for the fact that the tag-team participants were the feline equivalent of Lenny & Squiggy. ~ sigh ~
So for today’s espionage mission, I have decided to split up "Lenny & Squiggy" and I've put the squirrel in charge….
Dashing Thru the Snow!
17 years ago
1 comment:
I am sorry to hear that your mission did not work out. I do feel as though you have made a HUGE error in judgement by putting the squirrel in charge. Squirrels are not to be trusted. The only thing squirrels are good for is LUNCH! Or a light dinner (unless you have 2 or 3 squirrels). You know they taste just lovely when marinated for a few hours in a nice sauce. Or you can BBQ them outside - put them on a bun with some cheese.
Now I can't concentrate - all I can think about is SQUIRRELS! I have to go.... Got to pee.
Tobey
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